i can do a handstand but instead of using my hands i use my feet so it’s even cooler i guess
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
my dad tried to use my sister’s hello kitty shampoo in the shower and he just screamed “hello kitty more like hello sHITTY”
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read